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A and B walked into A Bar, it was a rather unfortunate experience and as they are still recovering this story will instead have to be focused on C and D.

C and D are a happily married couple with two children, named 3 and 4.

But... why was 4 named 4? This was a conundrum that had plagued 3, 4's twin, all of 3's life.

Being older than 4 by a few years 3 felt responsible for finding out the truth of the matter, but anytime 3 had interrogated 4 on said matter 4 would just shrug and say "I think I'm named after a god".

But despite such a response that 4 and 3 alike both believed to be in jest neither knew how true 4's statement on the matter really was...